Tuesday 10 March 2015

11 Thought Most Women Have During S.ex +18

+18 | Matured minds only.
Hey JAB,
How was your day?! Hope stress free?

Do you sometime wish you could read your partner's mind when you are making love?
Would these annoy or amaze you when you find out what your partner's mind thinks while you make out?
Well, check these out and leave your comments.

Enjoy reading.

Below is a list of thought women have during make out. It's always random but rhythmic.



1.I just thought about my dad during s.ex: abort, abort, abort!!!.

2. Why isn't he doing the thing I've told him I like like 26,343 times? 

3. Oh! he's going to try and 'accidentally' slip it in the wrong hole again.  

4. Can I change position and pretend to be doing hot porn move so that I can sort of watch 'Heroes' at the same time? 

5. I really think I might fart.

6. I definitely won't be able to orgasm if I'm trying hard not to fart. Thinks about the dilemma for several seconds. 

7. Ouch! That hurts really bad. 

8. Is it wrong that I really want to check my phone so bad? My last tweet was absolutely amazing. Someone must have retweeted it. 

9. Oh! That's so good. That's really cool. That was unexpected. 

10. How do I tell him to only do this in future and none of the other stuff he does without getting him offended? 

11. Ok! No panic. I need a pee. Can I just simply interrupt him or do I just try really hard not to pee on him? 

So ladies, what do you think?! 

Leave your comments below. 



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